rose and kanaya and i are going to have TONS of fun tonight <3
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Greetings
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alright i just took off my bra, and that leaves only my cute little squiddle panties and i will be naked!!! ;D
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..................
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eeek!!
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that wasnt supposed to go to you ;>_>
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Um
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I Can Pretend I Didnt See That If It Would Make You More Comfortable
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Wow Jade That Is Just Really
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Though I Must Admit A Certain Level Of Curiosity Regarding The Intended Recipient Of That Remark
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im sorry you had to see that kanaya
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ummmm i think it would be best if i didnt tell you who it was meant for .__.
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No Need To Apologise
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Though Its Probably A Good Thing Karkat Wasnt Reading Over My Shoulder
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His Think Pan Likely Would Have Imploded
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oh gosh
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yes it probably would!!
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How About A Trade Then
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A Transaction In The Currency Of Information
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Since My Curiosity Remains Piqued
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oh ok
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what will the trade be??? :o
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Well
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I May Actually Earn My Fussyfangs Nickname With This Suggestion But Here Goes
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If You Tell Me Who You Were Talking To Just Now
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If I Used Emoticons I Might Have Appended A Winking One To The End Of That Previous Statement
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I Can Tell You Who I Had A Similar Conversation With Not Too Long Ago
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.........ok it is a deal!!!
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i was talking to...
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.........rose
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Oh
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Thats
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Not Exactly The Answer I Was Expecting To Be Honest
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I Had No Idea The Two Of You Were
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Involved
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well we arent exactly....involved....
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Wow Im Actually Getting Quite Emotional About This
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ummm is there a problem??? D:
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Nothing That You Should Worry About
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I Just
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Well
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Its Difficult To Be Clear About My Feelings On The Matter When Im Unsure Of Their Nature Myself
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I Think I Might Be A Little Bit Jealous
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:o
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Which Isnt Fair To You At All And I Apologise Profusely
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if you want i can ask her if she would like to let you join us <3
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Um
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Thats Uh
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Wow
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Really
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I Think I Would Like That Very Much
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ok!!! but first you still gotta tell me who you were talking about earlier
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the person you had a similar conversation with!
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Oh Alright
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Im Sorry I Got So Flustered It Almost Entirely Escaped Me
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Believe It Or Not It Was John
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:O
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He Was Talking To Me Because He Was Nervous About Meeting Vriska
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And He Started Asking Questions About Troll Girls
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And One Thing Led To Another
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Dot Dot Dot
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oh wow!!!
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that is very interesting
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....well i hope he learned a lot from you, hehehe!!!
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I Think We Both Learned A Great Deal In Fact
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Though He Was Quite Surprised To Learn About The Flower
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And About How Sensitive Our Horns Are
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:o
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flower and sensitive horns hmmmm???
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i guess i have a lot to learn as well
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maybe i can convince rose to let you....teach us ;p
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There Are Some Important Differences But I Think We Are Quite Similar
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And It Would Be My Pleasure To Be Your Instructor In This Subject
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Oh Wow That Sounded Really Poncy
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Im Really Not An Expert
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But I Am Pretty Enthusiastic
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Insert Appropriate Smileyface
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ehehehehe, you mean.......
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>;D
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Yes
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That Is Just About Perfect
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Horns And Everything
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yay! :D
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well kanaya i am going to go finish my....chat.......with rose now
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and with any luck you will be joining in on the next one <3
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That Sounds Absolutely Delightful
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Do Let Her Know Im Looking Forward To It
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I Think She May Already Have Her Suspicions
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But It Would Hardly Hurt To Confirm Them At This Point
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hehehehe, well i hope that rose is very willing to let you join us......
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bye for now kanaya <3
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Take Care Jade
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And Have Fun
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oh i will ;p
ooops >_______>
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alright i just took off my bra, and that leaves only my cute little squiddle panties and i will be naked!!! ;D
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D --> Hello
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..............
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that wasnt supposed to go to you!! ;>_>
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D --> ....
▼ HAS FUCKED OFF.
hehehehehehe >;D
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ready for your command!
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:o
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what kind of command???
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anything!
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:D
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like breeding frogs
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or cleaning the house
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anything
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well then
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i command you to make furious love to me!!! <3
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w...what?!
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arent you me though?
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yes!!
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and you are very sexy and cute
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i should know this because i am very sexy and cute
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how am i suppose to do that?
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i dont know! you said anything though
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and what i want is to fuck myself ;p
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um
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hmmm
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well theres no way we could see eachother right?
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hmmmmmm i guess not
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so..
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now what?
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maybe you could just
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masturbate really really hard???
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while thinking of me?
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i mean you?
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us??
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:\
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oh
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i guess that might work
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in fact i will do that too!!
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and i guess that is good enough <3
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hehe
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its nice talking to you
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:D
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hehehehe yeah
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anyway i am going to go masturbate furiously now ;p
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have fun <3
(( Oh, shiiiiiiiiit ))
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it is 3 am in the morning......
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guess what im wearing ;p
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UH. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
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you have to guess, fuckass!!
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YOUR 3 IN THE MORNING DRESS?
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THAT SEEMS SUITABLY...LIKELY.
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nooooope
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i will give you one more guess and if you dont get it i guess i will have to tell you
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since you are too stupid to figure it out!
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YOUR IRON LASS SUIT? THAT ONE'S BADASS.
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noooooooooope
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the correct answer was
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nothing!!!! >;D
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(Are you http://gardengnympho.tumblr.com/?)
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OH. UH. WELL THAT'S...WEIRD.
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WHY NOTHING?
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(( oh shiiiiiit yes i am ))
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nothing because....i felt like being naked
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hehehehehe
▼ HAS FUCKED OFF.
that was fun <3
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=> You wake up in bed next to none other than ROSE LALONDE. What do you do?
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:o
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well first of all i am probably going to do a little fist bump and excited giggle!!
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and then ask her if shes ready for round two ;D
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=> She returns the fistbump, but rolls her eyes at the second comment.
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awww come on rose, whats the matter??
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i cant remember what happened last night but that means it must have been good
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.....right???
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Feel free to look at it that way, yes.
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hehehe
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so then, why not a round two??? ;p
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I suppose it is worth a try.
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*and then they porked!!*
bro is as much of a scaredy cat as dave apparently!! >:C
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yo sup.
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hi!!
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hey kid. youre one of daves friends aintcha.
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yes!!
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are you his big brother?? :o
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that i am. names bro.
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cool to finally meetcha. daves violently against me chatting up his friends.
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coooool!! dave always says you are better than him in every way
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is that true??
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ha. didnt think the kid bothered to brag on my behalf.
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hell yeah lil lady. im bout as cool as it gets.
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does that mean that you can do for me what he never had the guts to do???
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can you..........
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fuck my hot butt???
▼ HAS FUCKED OFF.
i suddenly understand everything!!!! *hic*
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hey fuckass are you going to say something????
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well??
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*hic*
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i am bored!
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the invention of language was created just to tell you how miserable you are.
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my children hunger for your blood.
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caw caw!
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:o
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what???
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the 11th president of the united states was James K. Polk.
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the eleventh president of the united states was
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*hic*
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a hottie
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<3
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in the end all we are is worm food.
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worms are gross and squishy and fun to play with!!
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the most popular toy worldwide is the rubix cube
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really??? i used to be able to figure those out!!
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but now it is like
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a bunch of
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*hic*
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colors????
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what does that mean!
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alcohol only acts to distract those from the suffering which leads to the desire of more alcohol.
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but alcohol tastes
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tasty!!
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and stuff
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*hic*
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'normal' is a horrid manmade phrase for 'what should be'.
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caw caw.
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but
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but
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*hic*
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i am normal
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arent i??????? D:
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chances are you are not the exception.
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exception
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exception
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hehehehehehe
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*hic*
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hehehe
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inception
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*hic*
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good bye mister what ever you are!!!
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*hic*
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i have to go
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inception was a movie with improved special effects staring mat damond.
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Caw caw.
sollux is such a *hic* racist!!!! >:c
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hello.
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*hic*
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why did you leave the last chat??????
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WHY DONT YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEE
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:'c
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becau2e.
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you're drunk and you 2care me.
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oh noooooooooooo
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*hic*
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i am not that scary!!
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ye2 you are.
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noooo
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no i am not
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ye2.
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>:c
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no!
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ye2 you are.
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ye2!
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no i am not
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ye2.
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i will prove it
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by
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*hic*
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fucking you
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what.
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no waiit what.
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ii don't want any of that.
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why not???
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but i am
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*hic*
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beautiful and sexy and
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becau2e.
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*hic*
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you're a human.
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and 2cary.
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and drunk.
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but
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sex feels good!!
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no.
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yes!
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iif iit'2 a human thiing iit can't feel good.
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yes it can!!
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you are just a big
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dumb
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racist
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fuckass!!!
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*hic*
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okay.
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cool 2tory bro.
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that ii2 all true.
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>:c
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>:c
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>:c
i am an eagle now????? *hic* what???
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HIYA BABY
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hehehehehe
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hi karkat!!!!
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WHAT?
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THAT'S NOT MY NAME, BABY!
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what but
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*hic*
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that is his color!!!
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his color is grey and you are grey so
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you are karkat!!! fuckass!
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hehehehehe
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NO I'M NOT, BABY.
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MY NAME IS THOMAS F GRUMMAN.
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hi thomas karkat!!
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NO, NOT KAR-KAT, TOMCAT!
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SILLY!
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yes i am very silly :p
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and also
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you are karkat now!!!
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I THINK WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS!
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NO I'M NOT!
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now i am you!
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what
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oh my gosh :o
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*hic*
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it is me!!!
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im you now, baby
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hi me!
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i am so hot <3
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so am i!
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what a coincidence
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:o
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i just
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*hic*
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i just wanna bang you
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):
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that sounds painful, baby
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no!!!!!!!!
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no it is
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it is fun and sexy and
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and fun
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i dont wanna do it if its painful
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and you will come buckets!!
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im sorry baby ):
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it is not painful
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it is like
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i have a bucket
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having sex
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do i have to wear it?
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with
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*hic*
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something sexy
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i dunno what that means!
▲:
that is what it is like!!
▼:
Ok that was confusing!
▼:
So now I'm typing in this colour.
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suddenly
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you are vriska
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whaaat??
▼:
Who is that? :3c
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that is
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somebody who is also hot
▲:
can i fuck you vriska??
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*hic*
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My name isn't Vriska, its Tommy!
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are you
▲:
*hic*
▲:
sure
▲:
?????
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Yes I'm very sure, baby.
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I looked in the mirror today and I was Tommy, so I'm pretty sure I'm Tommy!
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well tommy
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your new name is vriska!!!
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because
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you are her
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No I'm a boy!
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no
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Yes!
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no!!!
▲:
>:c
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You're dumb, baby.
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Dumb dumb dumb dumb~
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...
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nooooo
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EAGLE
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IS THIS YOU
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THIS IS YOU ISN'T IT
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i am not dumb!!!
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you are a fuckass!!!
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT EAGLE
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what
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GO AWAY
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I HATE YOU
▲:
what??
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GO AWAY
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i am not
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I HATE
▲:
*hic*
▼:
YOU
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i am not an eagle!!!
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EAGLE
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YES YOU ARE
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YOU'RE EAGLE
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what
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EAGLE GO HOME
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no!!!
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GO HOME
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NO!!!!!
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YOU STUpID
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*hic*
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PERSON
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EAGLE GODDAMN IT NO ONE LOVES YOU.
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I AM NOT AN EAGLE
hehehehehe guys hey guys hehehehe i decided to try some alcohol to see *hic* what kanaya likes so much about it hehehehe this is so funny *hic*
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hey!! is anyone there???
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nerdy 18 year old boy with glasses looking for someone to cuddle~ :B
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oh hi john!!!
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*hic*
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i can cuddle you!!!!!
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and do more than that too >;p
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oh gee, maybe cuddling isn't the best thing to do
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but why noooooooooooooooooot
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cuddling is fun and sexy and feels good!!
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cause you're my sister
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that's awkward
▲:
*hic*
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am i john??
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am i reaaaally???
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yes
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or
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or are you
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MY sister?????????????
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hehehehehehehe
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*hic*
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hehehehe
▼:
...
▼:
no, i'm a guy
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oh
▲:
so that means you have a dick right??
▼:
yes...
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so then
▲:
*hic*
▲:
why cant i fuck you???
▼:
because that's gross, and i'm not into you like that
▲:
but
▲:
but john
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joooooooooooohn
▲:
john
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no
▲:
:'c
▲:
hey john
▲:
*hic*
▼:
:I
▲:
am i pretty??
▼:
what?
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sure
▲:
so
▲:
if i wasnt your sister
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would you do me??
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uh, really? probably not
▲:
whhhyyyyyyyyy
▲:
*hic*
▼:
because i'm into someone else?
▲:
but john
▲:
you dont have to love me
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you just have to
▲:
*hic*
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fuck me
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uh, not if you're me.
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well youre NO FUN!!!!!!!
oh gosh what should i do if he really shows up?? would it be ok to let him...um, fix my sink? ;>_>
▲:
i am so wet right now <3
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jade?
▼:
o-oh jeez..
▲:
o/////o
▲:
ummm
▲:
hi john!!! ;>_>
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uh!!
▼:
what was that about??
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um
▲:
this isnt what it looks like!!
▲:
i just uh
▲:
got covered in water!
▲:
when my sink broke down!!
▼:
oh
▼:
do you need help?
▼:
fixing.. your uh
▼:
sink
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i mean!
▲:
uh
▲:
ummmm i think i am going to get help from
▲:
someone else
▲:
someone who isnt my brother
▲:
you know because
▲:
ummm
▲:
you dont know how!!
▲:
because you are not a plumber!! :o
▼:
i so do!
▼:
my uh
▼:
my dad taught me some stuff!
▼:
about
▼:
plumbing..
▲:
so um
▲:
how would one go about fixing a broken sink then??
▼:
well, you need to um.. get in there and stop the leak first..
▼:
and um
▼:
use your hands
▼:
you can't be afraid to get dirty..
▲:
right!!
▲:
ummm
▲:
and what if the hands dont work?
▲:
do you have tools for that?
▼:
yeah, like um
▼:
wrenches and stuff
▲:
you would be fine with
▲:
uh
▲:
helping your sister with her sink??
▲:
and um
▲:
that wouldnt be awkward at all?
▼:
well, i mean not really..
▼:
you're a pretty cool chick!
▼:
and i would be uh
▼:
glad
▼:
to help you with your
▼:
sink
▲:
thanks john!! <3
▲:
it...um
▲:
it is wet and waiting for you then
▲:
>/////>
▼:
uh, i have my
▼:
tools
▼:
and stuff
▼:
ready
▼:
and i'll be there soon, i guess..
▲:
ok see you soon john!!!
hey karky your daddy is looking for you!! >:p
▼:
HELLO.
▲:
password!!!
▼:
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
▼:
HAVE YOU SEEN MY KARKY
▲:
um
▲:
what??
▼:
MY KARKY
▼:
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM
▼:
I'M HIS CRABDAD
▲:
oh
▲:
i havent seen him no
▲:
but i was wondering
▲:
does he talk about a girl named jade at all???
▼:
I'M NOT SURE
▼:
I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM IN AWHILE
▲:
oh :c
▼:
SORRY
▼:
IF YOU SEE HIM TELL HIM HIS BUBBLE BATH IS READY
guys i think karkat likes me, but he is waaay too shy to admit it!! ;D
▲:
it is three o clock in the morning right now and guess what i am wearing??
▼:
WHY THE FUCK DO I CARE
▼:
IT'S NOT LOKE I FUCKING LIKE YOU
▲:
just guess fuckass!
▲:
i think you do like me
▼:
FUCKING PAJAMAS OR SOME SHIT I DONT KNOW
▲:
you like me so much that
▲:
you cant spell <3
▼:
FUCK OFF
▲:
oh and your answer was WRONG!!!
▼:
EVERYONE HAS TYPOS BITCH
▲:
the correct answer was
▲:
absolutely nothing ;D
▼:
o.o
▼:
WHAT
▲:
hehehe you heard what i said
▲:
i am
▲:
completely naked!!
▼:
WHY
▼:
WHY THE FUCK
▼:
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS
▲:
hmmmmmm i dont know
▲:
maybe because i am in a pervy mood right now???
▲:
or maybe i just want to watch you squirm!!
▲:
>;D
▼:
OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK
how high do you even have to be???
▼:
hellllllll?o
▲:
um hello!
▲:
who is this??
▼:
::::)
▼:
y8u kn8w me
▲:
i do?
▼:
yes of corse
▼:
brb
▲:
........
▲:
vriska have you been getting into your fathers sopor stash again??
▲:
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Currently this blog is in the middle of a fan-adventure called gnymphoQuest 2011, so actual In-Character posts are rare. You can click on the "Begin Gnymphoquest" button to view the adventure in chronological order! The blog was originally part of a group of Tumblr RPers called "dysfunctionstuck" in which each character was given some sort of odd trait to go along with their normal canon selves. Jade is a nymphomaniac, Kanaya is an alcoholic, Dave is a germaphobe, etc etc. These characters are represented as such in the fanventure.