Gnymphoquest 2011

oh i have all sorts of different clothes that i wear depending on the situation!!!!

so lets go over them all ehehehe!

casual:

for casualwear i have this bright green tank top with an image of a big orange sun on it, and a pair of earthy brown shorts!! they were both a gift that vriska gave me a while ago and i think they are a tiny bit too small but that is ok because it accentuates my breasts and butt when i wear them! ;p

when i am walking down the city streets in that outfit i can tell that some guys are staring at me and it makes me feel really nice knowing that i can turn heads like that <3

i also have some normal boring white t-shirts with becs face on them and some skirts, as well as my really pretty blue dress of eclectica. but those are not quite as sexy and show-offy!!

formal:

for formalwear of course i have the three in the morning dress!! it is kind of chilly sometimes but i am ok with that! and the reason i am ok is because of how drop dead gorgeous it makes me look!! :D it has green sparkles that seem to shimmer like stars whenever i walk under the moonlight, and it trails along my legs, wrapping them in the sexy mystique of the great beyond while exposing choice sections of my gleaming, ethereal and extremely appealing thighs. while i wear it i make my way down the dance floor, my shining felt slippers brushing against the floor noiselessly as if i am gliding across a vast expanse of nothingness, my radiance lighting up the void and focusing all eyes on me! the dress complements my emerald eyes and pitch black hair, my glasses reflecting an ocean of stars, a beaming smile bursting forth from my dazzling visage, and as a whole i am presented as nothing less than pure beauty condensed into the form of a woman  <3

and also it looks almost like my boobs are going to just pop right out of my top if i bounce around too much,  which is really really hot!! ;D

sleeping:

usually i sleep naked! ;p

but sometimes i am too cold or i want some extra protection and for those times i have some cute little pairs of squiddles! panties with matching bras!! i think they are meant to be for little kids that are just starting to grow up and need mature undergarments but i wear them anyways because squiddles are fun and cute and i love them!! <3

plus some people think that cute is also very sexy so i think those count as sexy sleepwear!!

and i also have two sets of…well, these really lacy getups in either white or black with green trimmings that have frilly flower-patterned panties and matching bras with additional atom designs that wrap around my nipples (which are exposed via a conveniently placed hole!! ;D) there are also really high stockings and a garter belt and some other frilly strap things that i hardly ever wear and probably dont even know how to put on right :\

i really like the atom bras but the other parts of those outfits are too fancy for me to wear on a regular basis so i only put them all on if i want to be extra super seductive for some reason

which isnt very often because i am quite good at it without using the special lingerie!!

and those are all the outfits that i wear that make me look sexy!! <3

well that was my first drinking session and hangover!!! and after what happened i am not sure if i want to have another one D:

plus the only person i saw for a while after i woke up was dave and i didnt really think he would want to have sex with me right after that fiasco and i dont really think i was in the mood either

which is weird because i am almost always in the mood but i guess splitting headaches kind of negate that??

but if i end up getting hungover again for some stupid reason then i will try and fuck someone to see what the result is!!!! >:D

awww mr anon that is very nice of you to say!!! <3

but i dont know who you are so it is hard for me to tell if i like you back! i bet i do though!!

and it is ok if you dont have any experience

that is natural, i mean i did not have much experience with sex until about a year ago either!! i highly recommend having sex of course, and if you want i can help you with that but if you arent ready yet then really there is no problem with that either

just remember that my body is always ready!!! >;D

i am not going to do anything stupid!!

just because i am drunk does not mean tha—

*trips over a manthro chap on the floor*

MR COXCOMB!!!

why did you trip me??

HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS!!!!!!! D:<

*throws mr coxcomb out the window!!*

(( Yeah, I’ve got about 8 or so left to answer, one or two of which I’ve had sitting in my box since I started this account, whoops! I’m on vacation right now though, and that in addition to being lazy and uninspired at times is making me very slow when it comes to answering my asks…I hope I get to yours soon, and I’m sorry it’s taking me so long!! :o

If it takes me too long you can feel free to resubmit your ask, I won’t get mad unless you start flooding my ask box with the same question over and over ))

not everything…

just most things!!! 8D

thank you for the offer rose!!

i think i mentioned that device that can make tentacles in one of my earlier posts…do you want to come over some time and play with it???

hmmmmm…

well first of all i dont really like the term “gangbang” because it sounds negative, since it is usually used when talking about assaults and things like that :c

but if i were consenting to it and i knew all the people involved then sure i would love to let a bunch of guys fuck me at once!!

:o

ok!!! my house at whatever time tonight you feel like coming over

bring your own condom!! and also before or after the sex if you want to watch a movie or play some games that is fun too so you can bring those

see you soon!! <3

well first of all i enjoy a lot of different things that i could say are pretty normal

you know oral anal and vaginal sex are all good with me in all sorts of different positions!!

and in general anything that is not super weird or kinky is good with me!!

but any further than that…

well i must admit i sort of like monsters?? like succubi or slimes or tentacles or things like that <3

that is only a mild interest for the most part and in most cases it is not a really big thing with me!

but sometimes it is a big thing!! like when i am answering this question

i am not sure if this is really the kinkiest thing i have ever done since i have done a lot of things, but

i found this orb!! it is some sort of sex toy and i dont know where it came from but i was told it was made by an “alchemiter” or something like that!! and this orb can produce tentacles and you can use the tentacles to do whatever you want

and that anime picture i posted for tavros to see?? well i had it do something like that, except there were no teeth and it wasnt violent or rapey…but basically the tentacles went wild!!! <3

so thats one of those times when i felt like getting really kinky with my fetishes but other than that i am mostly normal i think!

any other questions about this kind of stuff mr anon??

ehehehehehe yay!!! did you enjoy reading all my sexy posts?? <3

hmmm i wonder which one sent you over the edge

and i wonder if youre going to do it again tomorrow!! >;D

—Story time!—

“A dragon suit.” Davesprite’s deadpan voice was echoing from a room across the hall. He was wrapped up in a conversation over his iShades, doing an excellent job of ignoring his guest, and she was listening to his end of the call only because she had nothing else to do, and she was desperate to keep her mind away from the pressing matters at hand.

“That has got to be the single most idiotic idea I’ve ever heard from you…I love it and I’m coming over ASAP. Hm? Yeah, I’m retiring Awkete Purrmusk on account of I’m a giant fuckin’ feathery asshole. Jade’ll love to join us, not sure about the crybaby. She’s here right now, listen I’ll call you back, later TZ.”

There was the sound of an electronic click and the rustling of a wing, and the feathery asshole poked his head into the room.

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let me think…

there was one time that i had a threesome with two trolls!! and of course trolls fill up half a bucket each during sex so that is a lot they are shooting out!!

so i ended up with a whole bunch covering my face and chest, and then another load inside me <3

and i am pretty sure that is the most i have had at once!!

yes i do like giving blowjobs!! <3

i dont always like the taste but usually i only give them to my friends and they are good about making sure it is nice and clean before i do it!!

and what i like about blowjobs is knowing how much my partners enjoy them

i think that the biggest most important part of sex is that you and your partner both have tons of fun and make each other feel really really good!! :D

and a lot of guys (and even some girls hehehe) like to get blowjobs, and i am definitely willing to provide because i know that it will make them super horny and they will really enjoy it!

i am even ok with it if they blow their load in my mouth because that means that i made them very happy <3

but the most important thing is that if i am going to give it to people, they have to be willing to do things back!! of course i am always willing to do favors for people and that includes sexual favors, but…i am not some sort of prostitute!! >:c

if someone expects me to give them lots of blowjobs they had better be prepared to earn them!!!

ok mr anon!! first I want you to imagine the cute little thirteen year old girl I used to be! (this might be kind of awkward but we are about to age her up so its ok! :D)

now take her and make her more than a foot taller!! a few years ago I hit a really strong growth spurt and shot straight up to 5 feet 4 inches!!! …but then i sort of stayed there so i guess i am about average height?? maybe a little short? oh well i dont really mind that

and after you make her taller, take her breasts and grow them up to around a C cup, and make sure you make them extra squeezeable! ;p

give her hips and butt a bit more of a feminine shape, but don’t change them too much. I think of all my body parts the area around there changed the least when I grew up!! but I still think I have a nice ass >;D even if it isnt nearly as awesome as terezis…

anyway,  back to our jade!! she is almost done but there are a few more things you have to do! grow her hair out a bit longer and thicker, almost all the way down to her butt, and give her a new pair of glasses (they are still mostly the same shape but they have silver edges on the rims and these stylish little stars on the side!! plus they have this cool substance in them that makes them turn into sunglasses when I go outside! BD )

and lastly you know that little bounce she used to have in her step?? well our eighteen year old jade still has that bounce, but now her breasts and hips are bouncing and swaying too!

and that imaginary jade we just made is what I look like now!!!

(oh and she is wearing a pair of light blue squiddles! panties)

so now you know what to picture when you are masturbating and thinking about me, which I know you are going to go do now that I have described myself!!! ;)

have fun!!!! <3 <3 <3

there is one glaring flaw in this image

i would not just be staring at daves package

i would be staring at EVERYONE!!! <3 <3 <3